A Little Cowboy Humor

It’s hot, I’m tired and madly trying to finish a book.  I don’t know about you, but I’m ready for some lighthearted fun and thought a little cowboy humor would do the trick.

A COWBOY AND HIS CELL PHONE

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Any cowboy can carry a tune.

The trouble comes when he tries to unload it.

 

-John-Betong at Johns-Jokes.com

 

An onion can make people cry; but, there’s never been a vegetable

that can make people laugh.

 

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When in doubt, let your horse do the thinkin’. 

 

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Always take a good look at what you’re about to eat.
It’s not so important to know what it is, but it’s critical to know what it was.
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What is your favorite way to stay cool?
 

There’s a new sheriff in town and she almost always gets her man!

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Margaret has published more than 46 books and is a N.Y. Times Bestselling author and two-time Romance Writers of America Rita Finalist. She writes historical novels set--where else?--in the Old West! She has written for a day time soap and is currently working on a new series. Not bad for someone who flunked 8th grade English. Just don't ask her to diagram a sentence.

28 thoughts on “A Little Cowboy Humor”

  1. Good morning Margaret- I loved all this humor, just what the doctor ordered. My favorite was to stay cool is setting in the shade, cool water on my feet, a bowl of sweet watermelon and a great book, just enjoying my “staycation” with a great book. Your book sounds wonderful. Have a great and cool day.

  2. Fantastic. Nice way to start the day with a laugh and a smile. Thanks I stay cool by reading and living in the ac.

  3. This was just what I needed this morning! A nice breeze, a pool or central air are my favorite ways to stay cool!

  4. Thanks for the giggles and smiles today, Margaret. Just what I needed. My favorite has to be the environmental scientists. My daughter has a mathematical and scientific bent, so I’m going to send her a copy of that one. Too funny!

    • HI Karen, I laughed at that one, too. Wouldn’t it be fun to transport a 19th century cowboy in to day’s world? Talk about a fish out of water! Hope your daughter gets a chuckle out of those environmental scientists.

  5. Thank you for the laughs, Margaret. I like to get a good book and sit in front of a fan and right now, try to forget that I got into poison ivy.

  6. Love that you brought a smile this morning! On a hot day when I am outside, I use a little mist bottle with a small fan attached. A mist of water on my face with the fan blowing, does the trick every time.

  7. Margaret –how fun your post is today! Like Karen, I particularly liked the environmental one and would love for my son (a biologist) to see that one. What a refreshing change from researching history for me!

  8. Thanks for the smiles. It has been a long day and I am tired with more to do. Humor always helps to brighten up a day.

    To stay cool, my preference it to be up on a mountain, sitting in the shade, a cool breeze, with a cool drink, and a good book. Right now I have to be content with a heat pump cooled house.

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