It is with great happiness that I announce Miss Elaine Levine will be here Saturday.
Miss Elaine is such a joy. She always has something interesting to say. Bet she won’t disappoint this time either.
And just get a gander at her newest book. It sure looks like a dandy! Can’t wait to burn some midnight oil reading it.
Don’t rightly know what Miss Elaine has in store for us but you can bet your bottom dollar she’ll tickle your fancy. All I’ve got to say is you’d best drop by and see what’s afoot here at the Junction and get your name in the pot for a book giveaway.
We’ll save you a seat!