Since I am the most boring person on the planet, the following are the best I could come up with.
This filly is pathologically terrified of down escalators.
This filly has the same name as a porn star. (oh, goody! But at least it drives traffic to my website LOL)
This filly does Zumba on Wednesday evenings with the girls on her cul-de-sac. (Latin American aerobics)
This filly is addicted to McDonald’s iced coffee, regular flavor. (hence the need for Zumba.)
This filly and her hubby went to a California high school together but were not sweethearts. Mostly because she was a dork and he was Football Team Captain/boyfriend of the Homecoming Queen-Head Cheerleader. They didn’t date until after she went to college in Nebraska. She actually picked “Deliverance” for her first date with him. If you have seen this movie, you will marvel along with her that he asked her out a second time.