The lovely and talented Miss Phyliss Miranda will be our honored guest this weekend.
The Fillies are proud as all get-out to have her return to the Junction. We certainly enjoyed her last visit and still remember the stubborn mules the dear lady brought with her. Glad she’s left them at home this time.
Miss Phyliss will entertain us with tales of the Pinkerton Detective Agency and the outlaw Jesse James. Ah know you won’t want to miss it. Ah’m lookin’ forward to it myself. We’ll have a grand time.
She’s also come toting a set of the anthologies for one lucky person. I’ll bet my hat you want that to be you.
Be here Saturday. Sit down and stay a spell. Enjoy a cup of my special punch. Hee-hee!