Oh my goodness! I see Miss Mildred Colvin has arrived for her little social here in Wildflower Junction. She’s checked in bag and baggage over at the hotel and is resting up for the affair. Rumor has it she’s going to fill us in on the Code of the West and remind us of a few things that bear repeating. We can never be too upstanding and honest in my opinion. And then I hear she’ll give us lessons on cowboys and their magnetism. Of course, we’re always eager to learn more about the handsome men that make our hearts go pitter-patter. Hitch up your buggies on Saturday and hightail it for town. We’ll be waitin’.