A Little Cowboy Humor

It’s hot, I’m tired and madly trying to finish a book.  I don’t know about you, but I’m ready for some lighthearted fun and thought a little cowboy humor would do the trick.

A COWBOY AND HIS CELL PHONE

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Any cowboy can carry a tune.

The trouble comes when he tries to unload it.

 

-John-Betong at Johns-Jokes.com

 

An onion can make people cry; but, there’s never been a vegetable

that can make people laugh.

 

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When in doubt, let your horse do the thinkin’. 

 

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Always take a good look at what you’re about to eat.
It’s not so important to know what it is, but it’s critical to know what it was.
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What is your favorite way to stay cool?
 

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Margaret Brownley

Margaret has published more than 40 books and is a N.Y. Times Bestselling author and two-time Romance Writers of America Rita Finalist. She writes historical novels set–where else?–in the Old West! She has written for a day time soap and is currently working on a new series. Not bad for someone who flunked 8th grade English. Just don’t ask her to diagram a sentence.


Updated: June 18, 2017 — 4:16 pm

28 Comments

  1. Good morning Margaret- I loved all this humor, just what the doctor ordered. My favorite was to stay cool is setting in the shade, cool water on my feet, a bowl of sweet watermelon and a great book, just enjoying my “staycation” with a great book. Your book sounds wonderful. Have a great and cool day.

    1. Hi Tonya, I like the way you stay cool. For me it would be cherries instead of watermelon, but there’s nothing like a good “staycation” on a hot day.

  2. Fantastic. Nice way to start the day with a laugh and a smile. Thanks I stay cool by reading and living in the ac.

    1. Hi Debra, thank God for AC. I hadn’t thought about it, but I do believe I read more in the summer than any other time of the year. Is it the same for you?

  3. Enjoyed the humor. I stay inside and rad a book to stay cool.

    1. Estella, good idea. And to stay really cool, you probably should skip the hot romance novels. LOL

  4. Thanks for the laughs this morning. It’s hot here too. I stay inside as much as possible.

    1. Hi Janine, I’m glad I made you laugh. Inside is good. Stay cool.

  5. Love this humor!

    1. Hi Susan, glad you enjoyed it.

  6. Love it. I’m in the east so not getting those terribly high temperatures. Stay safe!

    1. Lucky you, Catslady! It’s hot here but at least we don’t have the humidity, so I guess I can’t complain.

  7. This was just what I needed this morning! A nice breeze, a pool or central air are my favorite ways to stay cool!

    1. Hi Katie,
      Sounds like heaven!

  8. Thanks for the giggles and smiles today, Margaret. Just what I needed. My favorite has to be the environmental scientists. My daughter has a mathematical and scientific bent, so I’m going to send her a copy of that one. Too funny!

    1. HI Karen, I laughed at that one, too. Wouldn’t it be fun to transport a 19th century cowboy in to day’s world? Talk about a fish out of water! Hope your daughter gets a chuckle out of those environmental scientists.

  9. Thank you for the laughs, Margaret. I like to get a good book and sit in front of a fan and right now, try to forget that I got into poison ivy.

    1. Oh, no! Poison ivy is the pits. How well I know. Sending my wishes for a speedy recovery.

  10. Love that you brought a smile this morning! On a hot day when I am outside, I use a little mist bottle with a small fan attached. A mist of water on my face with the fan blowing, does the trick every time.

  11. Melanie, you just reminded me that I have one of those mist bottles somewhere. I need to find it!

  12. Those were great! Thanks for sharing! 🙂

    1. Thanks, Colleen, for stopping by!

  13. Margaret –how fun your post is today! Like Karen, I particularly liked the environmental one and would love for my son (a biologist) to see that one. What a refreshing change from researching history for me!

    1. Hi Kathryn, thanks. This worn-out brain of mine needed something fun and light. I didn’t know your son was a biologist.

  14. Thanks for the smiles. It has been a long day and I am tired with more to do. Humor always helps to brighten up a day.

    To stay cool, my preference it to be up on a mountain, sitting in the shade, a cool breeze, with a cool drink, and a good book. Right now I have to be content with a heat pump cooled house.

    1. Hi Patricia, glad it made you smile.

      I love the thought of being up a mountain with a good book. Thanks for sharing.

  15. Thanks for the laughs Margaret much needed.

    1. Hi Kim,

      I think we all need more laughs. Stay cool!

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