My friend Susan gave me this entertaining book the other day! I love reading the quotes and find some so true, some funny and others very poignant. I thought I’d share a few of my favorites with you today, from NEVER ASK A MAN THE SIZE OF HIS SPREAD, A Cowgirl’s Guide to Life. Giving credit to the author, and I love her name, Gladiola Montana. Isn’t that a great name?
The Code of Her West- Use a short rope, a sweet smile, and a hot brand.
When a cowboy gives you the key to his truck, you know you’re close to winning the key to his heart.
Foolin’ a man ain’t all that hard, finding one that ain’t a fool is a lot harder.
Oil all the wheels on your wagon, not just the squeaky one.
“One of these days” is “none of these days.”
You can’t get ahead of anybody you’re tryin’ to get even with.
If you wake up and find yourself a success, you ain’t been asleep.
Be sure to taste your words before you spit ‘em out.
Women have a lot of courage, otherwise none would ever get married.
New and improved can’t beat tried and true.
When kissin’ a cowboy in the rain, make sure you both fit under his hat.
A lesson every cowgirl should learn is where her business ends and someone else’s starts.
About half your troubles come from wanting your way; the other half come from gettin’ it.
Always say “please” when you tell somebody to shut up.
To win all you gotta do is get up one more time than you fall.
Before you get serious with a cowboy, make sure he values you more than his truck.
If a man thinks that a woman who can dog steers, ride broncs and rope the wind is too much for him, he’s probably right.
A weddin’ ring should cut off the wearer’s circulation.
Never-under any circumstances-admit that you like to cook.
Aren’t these great? They made me laugh. My favorite is: “Be sure to taste your words before you spit ‘em out.” Which one fits you the best?
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