Ah want to remind all you ladies to hitch up your buggies and get over here tomorrow. Two lovely and talented ladies, Miss Kate Bridges and Miss Heather Garside, will grace our meeting hall. Two very interesting dear women. Miss Kate will be giving away two copies of her new book, Klondike Fever, and two of her Western Weddings to four lucky people who drop by to comment. Not only that, she’ll discuss country doctors in the old days when they used to make house calls. Bet you can’t remember that.
And Miss Heather will draw a name for a free copy of The Cornstalk, an historical 
Australian Outback novel and tell you how to throw a bull from horseback. Something I’m sure you’ve always had a hankering to learn. In addition to the prizes both ladies will have oodles of things to say, words of wisdom to impart, that you sure don’t want to miss.
You want to be one of the winners of these prizes I’m sure. So get those horses hitched to your buggies and ride on over. This will be a fun day or my name isn’t Felicia Filly!
When I'm not keepin' all these Fillies in line, I'm practicing my roping so I can catch me a cowboy. Me and Jasper (my mule) are two peas in a pod. Both of us are as crotchety as all get-out.
